Lessons for All

In one of his books, the writer David Sedaris describes his attempts to learn French.  He tells about a day he asked a butcher “Is them the thoughts of cows?” when he really meant to ask if the meat in the display case was calf’s brains.  Apparently Mr. Sedaris and I have a stumbling block in common.  Lately I have found myself blurting out phrases that sound just as ridiculous.  I might be making progress though, at least I am beginning to realize how foolish I sound.  The French, bless their hearts, being a kindly, polite people, just smile and nod, agreeing “yes, them is.”

As my French practice for this week, I have composed a little story for your enjoyment and edification (but don’t quote me on any of it.....although you may correct me).

See Yogi
Voyez Yogi

See Yogi jump off the boat
Voyez Yogi saut de le bateau

See Yogi slip and fall in the water
Voyez Yogi glisse’ et tombe dans l’eau

Help me, help me says Yogi
Aidez-moi, aidez-moi, dit Yogi

See Fran
Voyez Fran

See Fran lie down in the mud
Voyez Fran s’allonge dans le boue

See Fran lift Yogi out of the water
Voyez Fran leve Yogi de l’eau

See a very dirty Fran, a very wet Yogi and a happy ending
Voyez Fran tres sale, Yogi tres mouillle’ et un conclure heureaux

Too bad Yogi didn't fall in here, at least Fran would have stayed clean